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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
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"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""
"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."
"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."
"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."
"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"
"(new york guy murmuring ""eyy im walkin here"" over and over in his sleep) aww hes having a dream where hes running"
"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."
"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."
"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."