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Joke of the Day
"Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down."
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"S&M ""Fuck me till it hurts."" *slap* ""Well, that was easy."""
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"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""