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Joke of the Day

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"

"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"

"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""

"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer."

"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do? It makes his Dagobah faster."