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Joke of the Day

"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"

"Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* ""Ok"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."

"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"

"When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations. The knife tells me I'm crazy. It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point."

"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."

"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"

"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."