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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"
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"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"
"Whats the difference between seeing a rapist in the daytime and seeing a rapist at night? At night you can only see the eyes and the grill."
"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"I once knew two ranchers named Jim.... They had a thousand cattle between them. One night while unwaken. Their cattle were taken. My Jimmy's were rustled, shagrin."
"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
"Jurassic World was fantastic movie... In fact you could say, they ""spared no expense"""
"Say Gabe Horn"