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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds."
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"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."
"I was having sex with a girl the other day, I was getting tired so I asked her to go on top... She replied ""you haven't raped anyone before have you""."
"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."
"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."
"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"
"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"
"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."