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Joke of the Day

"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."

"I was researching facts about euthanasia... They're extremely malnourished"

"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."

"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"

"A look into the mind of women..."

"So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun"

"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"

"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."

"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."

"The moral of ""The Three Little Pigs"" is ""make your house with bricks."" Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?"