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Joke of the Day

"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"Sometimes I get to lazy to fini"

"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"

"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"

"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."

"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"

"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""

"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "