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Joke of the Day

"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"

"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"

"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."

"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."

"What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light? Dont look at me I'm changing"

"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."