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Joke of the Day

"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"

"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"

"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""

"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"

"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."

"I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, ""I'm NOT happy!"" ""Well,"" I replied, ""which one are you?"""

"A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock."

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby in the park one night and so... ...I decided to walk up to her and say, ""Excuse me. Your baby invited me to dinner, Ma'am."""

"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"