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Joke of the Day

"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."

"Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end."

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."

"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""

"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."

"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"

"THAT SH!T CRAY You can not underestimate the power of linguistic tracks. KANYE in my language means - go to shit."

"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."

"Why was the cow's house empty? She was moo-ving"