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Joke of the Day
"What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light? Dont look at me I'm changing"
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"[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it? A seatbelt"
"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."
"""I got you this for Valentine's Day."" [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] ""I think we should see other people."""
"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."
"How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous."
"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"
"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"
"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth."