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Joke of the Day

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."

"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."

"My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein... &nbsp; He didn't get it."

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."

"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."

"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."

"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"