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Joke of the Day

"Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that's just what your face really looks like."

"Dad: Whadya got there son? Son: Soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."

"Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke"

"How did Jack get rich? His bean-stock went up."

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"

"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"

"ME: I've brought you a house-warming present ESKIMO: You idiot"