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Joke of the Day
"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."
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"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"
"""Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."" Plato,"
"What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious."
"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."
"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."
"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."
"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"