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Joke of the Day
"How did Jack get rich? His bean-stock went up."
Next Joke
"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."
"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"
"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"
"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"
"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."
"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."
"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."
"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."
"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""