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Joke of the Day
"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"
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"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."
"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"
"If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor."
"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."
"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."
"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."
"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."