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Joke of the Day
"What kind of root is only easy to find on paper? *A square one.*"
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"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"
"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"
"On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand ...well that hand is busy."
"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"
"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"
"Get a big metal box, label it ""TIME CAPSULE"" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like."
"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."