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Joke of the Day

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"

"What does a man with a 9 inch penis eat for breakfast? Well, Right now I'm frying up some eggs, got some toast in the toaster and the coffees brewing."

"I dumped my blind fiance yesterday. She never saw it coming."

"Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks."

"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"

"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"

"Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers? A Dell"

"Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls."

"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"

"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."