4841
Joke of the Day
"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."
Next Joke
"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."
"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."
"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!"
"Molestation, mo'problems"
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure."