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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."
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"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum"
"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"Hillary Clinton"
"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."
"children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed ""#2 dad"" on his photo, stepdad also crying"
"The second worst thing to say on a date... ...is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, ""That wasn't a fart."""
"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"
"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."