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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."
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"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"How to eat?"
"Fish don't like... to be told they smell like women either."
"Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal"
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."
"What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn't know disasters can run for office"
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"