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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."
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"[plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet* [magician] it was like that when I bought the house"
"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"
"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile."
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing."
"I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain."
"Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business."