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"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."
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"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."
"Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they're not garbage collectors."
"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."
"Before i was born, i was given two choices 1. Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took."
"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."
"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"
"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"