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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"

"my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me"

"A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife He gives the dog a second chance though"

"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."

"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"

"How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically"

"""What kind of dog is this?"" ""Well actu.."" ""Hes cute"" *pets it* ""Sir thats my.."" *picks it up* ""Your a good dog arent you?"" ""PUT MY SON DOWN"""

"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"

"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."

"Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan."