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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"

"Generally, the phrases ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" are used synonymously... But not at a funeral."

"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"

"Whats the difference between a fetus and a meme? You cant kill a Meme"

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated."

"In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym"

"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""

"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"