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Joke of the Day

"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""

"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"

"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."

"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""

"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"

"So I took a practice test on photons today... It didn't matter."

"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."

"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"

"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."