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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"
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"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."
"What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh."
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already had to tell her twice."
"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."
"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."
"Want to see 45 years of wrinkles disappear in less than one minute? nsfw Rub my penis."