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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""
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"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."
"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."
"How does a water bear sleep? It Hydronates"
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"
"What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar? ""AU"""
"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""