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Joke of the Day
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
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"[shines flashlight under chin] In my day, kids ate gluten and rode bikes without helmets and OPEN LETTERS DIDN'T EXIST [children scream]"
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"What is the world coming to? Youporn"
"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."
"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."
"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"
"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."
"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."