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Joke of the Day

"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."

"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."

"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"

"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"

"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"