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Joke of the Day
"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."
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"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."
"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."
"Two Arabs walk into a bar"
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!"
"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"
"If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Pakistan! hehehehe......"