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Joke of the Day
"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."
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"My negotiating strategy is to make a skeptical face for one second then pay what the other person asked."
"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month.... Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."
"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."
"Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer."
"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."
"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."