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Joke of the Day

"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."

"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."

"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"

"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."

"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""

"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"

"You know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing and fuck your mother."

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting."

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."