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Joke of the Day
"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
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"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"
"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"
"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""
"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""
"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!"
"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"