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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"
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"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."
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"So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ...""Battered it is, sir."""