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Joke of the Day

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."

"Did you hear that Donald Trump's wife doesn't want him to run for president? She says she doesn't want to move into a smaller house."

"What do you call a cow that can't make milk? An udder failure!"

"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"

"Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep? Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects."

"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"

"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."

"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."