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Joke of the Day

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"

"I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing"

"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fuck around when playing Monopoly."

"My iPhone auto-corrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways."

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"

"Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28"