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Joke of the Day
"How do black people like their eggs? Poached"
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"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""
"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"
"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."
"Our 2-year-old is entertaining everyone at the restaurant by screeching like a seagull every fifteen seconds."
"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"
"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"
"Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude"