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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."

"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"

"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."

"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"

"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."

"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"

"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."