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Joke of the Day
"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."
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"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"
"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"
"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"
"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.... But all it did was change the color of the baby."
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"
"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "
"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."
"[watching House of Cards] where are the cards"