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Joke of the Day

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."

"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"

"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it."

"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""