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Joke of the Day

"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."

"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"

"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"

"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"

"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"

"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"

"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."

"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."

"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."

"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."