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Joke of the Day

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"[JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle"

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."

"My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship."

"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"

"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common? They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums."

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander? ""Bulbasaur!!"""