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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""

"I'm going to start a band called Control Z We will play our songs, but start over half way through it."

"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"