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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."
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"My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says... ""If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"""
"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."
"Wrote a letter to Santa today because i don't want him to think that we only talk when i want something from him."
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"
"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."
"What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? They both always seem to end up in your clothes"
"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."