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Joke of the Day

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "

"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."

"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away"

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."

"Autocorrect: Without it you're fucked. And with it you're ducked."

"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."

"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"

"The Chicago Cubs"