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Joke of the Day

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* ""YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF THE BREAD."""

"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."

"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"

"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"

"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."

"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."

"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."