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Joke of the Day
"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"
"Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan... I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything."
"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."
"This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd ""Shona baby"""
"Why do mice have such tiny balls? Because so few of them can dance!"
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."
"Netflix is becoming a viable competitor to cable service So your local cable company is now offering headend and bellend"
"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."