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Joke of the Day
"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"
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"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."
"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"
"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"
"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""
"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"
"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""