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Joke of the Day
"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."
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"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"
"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"
"""...so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive."" ""Eat human corpses?"" [flashback to eating quinoa] ""Y...yes."""
"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"
"What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common? They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five."
"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"
"For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece."
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."