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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"

"What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?"

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."

"[Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet"

"My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life."

"My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings."

"So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood."

"My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts."

"What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!"