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Joke of the Day

"For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece."

"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."

"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"""I love garlic bread! Put another loaf in the oven baby""fun song I made up at dinner. RT to show my family they're wrong & the song is good"

"I prepared the chicken earlier. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""

"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."

"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""

"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"